Magnum PI and LA Buns

so i work with this dude - he's an interesting character.
i must preface this by saying i am in no way attracted to him - i learned this lesson years ago. you don't date anyone you work with. EVER. but i love the way he smells. its a mixture of good cologne and cigarettes. i know that must sound foul, but i love it. it just smellls manly to me. or maybe it reminds me of chad. chad smelled like armani and menthol and i thought it was hot. okay. i'm weird.

so the dude i work with wears some short shorts. one morning, i walked in on a conversation my coworkers were having before he got into the office. they'd renamed him Magnum PI in honor of his shorts. i hate shorts. unless i'm running in them, i don't wear them, but this dudes shorts are shorter than any of my running shorts. he sits right across from me and he'll cross his legs and when he's wearing these shorts, i can see the bottom of his nalgas! eeeeeeeee! very distracting.

i also feel compelled to tell you i have a crush on someone. i am talking all-out eee! he's over there! don't look at him, you'll be too obvious! crush. when i used to go late night to the Atlantic Station LA Fitness, he'd be there, but then i started working out early and he reappeared over at the Midtown gym. I really hope he isn't gay (you can't tell in this city), but I'm pretty sure he's not. He's so cute AND he's hispanic of all things! you know me and the whities.

when it comes to dating and flirting i'm a complete retard. i don't know how to do it. i'm way too shy. but i want to talk to this guy. R says stare him down and smile - be persistent and consistent about it... but its been weeks/months.... maybe he's gay or not interested... at least he's incentive to go to the gym! ;)