crotch holes

lets try this again.
yesterday i was all excited about fitting into my smallest sized jeans, but i looked down later in the day and found a gigantic hole in the crotch.
this morning, i pulled a pair of pants off the hanger in my second closet...the second closet houses clothes that are too small for me, but i'm too attached to the clothes to throw them away.
i bought a pair of navy pants earlier this year without really trying them on (when do i ever try anything on?). they were too small, but i didn't want to go back and get a size bigger, even though i probably needed it, so i just hung them in my closet for a skinnier day.
well, the day has come. they fit. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*and there are no holes in the crotch!