Friday, June 20, 2008

marky mark's greatest

i got back from the gym about an hour ago. it was struggle city just getting my ass there. i got home around 5 and took a nap, but when i got up about an 1.5 hr later, i had some serious cramps. Serious. i got online for a minute or two to chat with my sister and enlighten her of the existence of this blog - she made fun of me for spending $500 at BCBG. actual response:

bball4ever1021 (7:44:45 PM): $500 at BCBG!
bball4ever1021 (7:44:47 PM): holy shit
bball4ever1021 (7:45:24 PM): and people say my puppies are expensive:-P haha

WELL! her dogs are her kids. my clothes are my kids...yeah that works. anyway, i don't do it all the time...mmmkay!
i ran for a whole 15 minutes on the treadmill. this might not mean anything to you, but it means a lot to me. i quit running a long time ago. probably after my last half marathon. i just didn't want to do it anymore, but running also happens to be the most effective (for me) in the battle against the fat. so moving beyond 10 minutes into 15 is exciting! afterwards i did the bike for awhile and then i sat in the sauna for awhile. realizing i was hungry, i left. my body has really been craving protein (what? the beans and tofu don't cut it? duh.) so i bought some pieces of small sirloin i could broil and loaded up on fruit. i made myself a nice cucumber/tomato salmonella salad (the fact that the government hasn't found the source of the tomato salmonella...anyone else worried about that?..meh...i like to live on the edge), broiled my sirloin and thought i was going to have a strawberry/tangerine smoothie, but guess what?
MY NEW FUCKING BLENDER DOESN'T WORK!
so pissed. i mean who takes a blender out of the box and think it may not work? of course i chopped up my strawberries, my tangerines, loaded in my ice and my crystal light pink lemonade and hit go.
nothing. the blades didn't even move.
PISSED. not only because i was looking forward to my smoothie, but because i need it for C & R's backyard bonanza tomorrow. now i have to go to target (perhaps sans receipt because you know i don't keep that shit) and swap it out.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.
i caught the final minutes of marky mark in planet of the apes. i don't know how he got through any of it without laughing. seriously! have you watched this movie? nevermind, i take that back. i don't want to know you watched this movie. i often wonder what goes through the minds of writers, directors, actors, etc. when they make these films. i know you gotta get that cash - but why would you make a movie like that? awful. AWFUL.


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