jackpot

so S and i bought C and R a tree face a long time ago because R said he wanted one. well C thinks they are hideous. i happen to think they are funny as shit. so the other day i get an evite to C & R's deck warming party and i jokingly said i was bringing additional yard ornaments in lieu of the BYOP (bring your own plant). i said something about bringing a pink flamingo. so then C writes me this email about not bringing one or she wasn't going to be my friend anymore. well you know now this means i have to bring the yard art in full force!

JACKPOT!