3 police walk into a bar

i'm being serious. i'm sitting here poking around on facebook, writing on my blog, and checking my email in the hotel lobby (the only area i get wifi) when three spanish police officers in full uniform walk in. there are several other english speakers here with me in the lobby, mostly females, and these policemen happen to be very hot.

we are having a "party" after dinner - not sure how that's different from doing the usual late night in the lobby, but whatever. the ladies are trying to get the policemen to stay for our party. i've refused to speak spanish and ask them to stay, so they are asking every spaniard on our program that walks into the lobby to ask the police to stay.

these girls are clearly more hard up than i am.