Tuesday, July 28, 2009

um.

I'm horny. Well! I AM!
I need a man.
Volunteers? KIDDING!

Kind of...

Okay I'm not soliciting here, but I always wonder why the ugliest people (inside and out) have no problems finding significant others or at least a fuck buddy and I can't? They don't make it seem that hard. Why is this so hard? I can't just attack men like I did Man Tongs many moons ago... not on a regular basis anyway and not in this city. And why is it all the dudes I'd like to have relationships with or at least mess around with are either taken, gay or not into me?

UGH. At least my vibrator will always love me!

P.S. I'm not looking for comments on this one. Just frustrated. Clearly.

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