Here's some stories...of a lovely lady...

I was telling Sasha these Mango stories over IM and forgot I hadn't told you all about them. I hope you get a good laugh out of them like I did!

1) Mango doesn't do thongs.

I didn't start wearing thongs until I was a freshman in college. Why? Because Mango wouldn't let me. Yes, for real. Mango thinks they are dirty. In fact, the first time she saw a thong in the laundry room she got REALLY MAD. I'd brought my clothes from school to wash. She did (and still does) do my laundry if I ever bring it home. She definitely did not talk to me for a few hours the first time she threw my thong into the washer. To this day, she still doesn't fold them.

Mango knows I wear them regularly now, but she always gives me a lecture about how disgusting they are every time she does laundry or we're in Victoria's Secret together.

2) Fidel Castro

The last time Mango came to visit me she was wearing one of these safari jackets. It was a military green with the random pockets and the belt. The first thing she says to me when she steps out of the car?

"You like my Fidel Castro jacket? I got it at Price Club!"

Priceless, Mango. Priceless.