Chomp Chomp

I don't usually do this, but it's appropriate in this instance.

I WORK WITH THE LOUDEST EATER EVER. LIKE IN THE HISTORY OF EATING.
WHEN I SAY EATING, I MEAN CHEWING, SWALLOWING, IT'S JUST... FOUL!
HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW HE EATS LIKE A LOUDASS COW?
VOMIT.