told you

what with all my friends procreating, I've been exposed to things I wouldn't normally. Case in point: Trunk or Treat.

This is about as lame as it sounds. Basically daycares and pre-schools host this event for kids that are either too little to go trick or treating (or in the case of my friends' children, too young to remember) or who's parents fear for their safety.... at least that's what I think is the purpose of it all. In short, parents line their cars up and have candy in the trunk of their cars. Kids trick or treat at each car.

I told you, lame.

Here's what I want to say to schools: If the kids are younger than 3, they aren't going to remember, so spare them and their parents the experience.

ALSO

if your kid is just before kindergarten age, take them trick or treating, don't make they trunk or treat.

stupid.