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this weather! i hate it.
its all gross and gray and humid and sometimes black outside but it never effing rains.
actually, it did pour today, finally. jesus.
i don't really have a whole lot to say today.
i am wearing my stuart weitzmans. the ones i coveted not more than 2 years ago. the tortoise shell, pointy toe ones. oh man, when i saw these in the store i needed to have them, but for the past year or so (probably more) i have stuck to flat shoes like a fly to shit.
i've gotten lazier about my style, i think thats probably why i've put on weight. flops, flats - they are just easier to wear and since i don't equate flops and flats with high fashion, i'm usually wearing some variation of sloppy.
...but you throw the stilletos on and you've got a whole other game...you have to try. the shoes make you try.
so this morning i threw on my R&R jeans and my banana republic shirt (which i can't button at the boobs - great) the stuart weitzmans. i don't look hot, but i look like a made an attempt.
i've also heard that heels are better for your legs. which i think is true. when i wore heels every day back in the day, i'd get a lot of compliments on my legs. god! do i have cankles now from the flats? is that why no one comments on my legs. fuck.
so yeah, heels 1, flats 0.

gucci hotness

Platform bootie in black leather $1150 (one of my favorites so far - looks amazing on!)

check out shopmichelle.blogspot.com (link to the right)

a girl can dream

"Sex and the City" Dior platform

Christian Dior "Extreme Dior" platform sandal in black leather $770

how hot are these shoes?! i want them! ***photo and pricing for this shoe and all the shoe hotness you can handle courtesy of michelle seller's blog***

if you wear these, i will laugh at you

so i logged into facebook to make my next scrabulous move against J and there was a sponsored listing for "The Kate Spade jelly" on my homepage. I'm not sure what targeting mess sent a Kate Spade jelly ad to me, but time to refine it!

please take note: I WILL LAUGH AT YOU IF YOU WEAR JELLY SHOES. I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THEM BACK WHEN THEY WERE POPULAR POOL-SIDE IN THE 80S. EVERY TIME I SEE A PAIR ON A GROWN-ASS WOMAN, IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL A HO.

i was recently in BCBG picking up a dress or a pair of shoes or something and the dude helping me excitedly asked me "did you see our new jelly's?! they just came in!!". i ignored the comment because i'm starting to learn better to say nothing than to be a bitch. so he kept at it with the colors and finally i was like. "thanks but you'd have to pay me to wear jelly shoes. no one except little girls under the age of 10 should wear those. they are hideous". yes i said that. are you surprised? no. and i believe it. he laughed and was like "you know, you're right".

of course i'm right! thankfully, my friends are like-minded and would NEVER wear jelly shoes. (this is for those of you that at least considered it). don't.